Hi Jinx Chardonnay, California, 2018

Product details

This 3L box is the equivalent of 4-750 ml bottles, or 34-3 oz glasses of wine. Mischief, at its most sincere, must include a dash of havoc, followed by a spicy hint of pure superstition. A boisterous and lively, refreshingly good wine, Hi Jinx serves up unrestrained fun for your tastebuds - it is up to you to provide the mayhem. Vinted and Bottled by: Hi Jinx Cellars, Manteca, CA.

Warning

Contains sulfites. Government Warning: (1) According to the Surgeon General, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects. (2) Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems.

Additional info

Pull Cork: Do not cut with chainsaw. For a less messy & safer alternative, use hands & see bottom of box of opening instructions. Feel free to sip straight from the spout. Opening Instructions (Chainsaw not required): 1. Lay box flat with perforation facing upwards. Toward your face. Don snorkel & mask. Press clown firmly on round tab. Next, press in the perforated sides and pull open the large panel without tearing it off. 2. Pull tab: Reach in and check to make sure no snapping turtles are present, pull the tap out of the box by its base, sliding the first groove of the tap over the edge of the box. Nice job. You are almost there. 3. Lock tab: No key required. Tuck large panel into first groove, locking the tap into place, with spout pointing down for pouring (or up if you are feeling spiteful). 4. Peel off the protective foil and throw it away, or save it for later, in case you need it for something. Just don't eat it. 5. Press tap to begin pouring directly into your mouth, or into a glass like a normal person. Remove snorkel & mask before enjoying.